by Max Barry

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Haiku World Census

The Most Secular in Haiku

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 2,868th in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”
2.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
3.The Esprit de Corps of The SnazzylandsLibertarian Police State“May She Be Worthy of the Name”
4.The Republic of Mellifluous EuphoriaNew York Times Democracy“Sing for us”
5.The Romantic Fruit Merchants of Goblin MarketCompulsory Consumerist State“Apples and Quinces, Lemons and Oranges, Plump Cherries”
6.The Revolutionary Federation of NinjitsUtopiaLeft-wing Utopia“Nomadic freedom Fighters surreptitious in Solidarity”
7.The Cumhuru'l-hukema-yi Semih of KarabigaLiberal Democratic Socialists“It's Always Apranti Time in Karabiga”
8.The Urmel Island of TitiwuLeft-wing Utopia“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”
9.The Rogue Nation of UrmelAnarchy“Iceberg”
10.The Warcracy of TanouLeft-wing Utopia“By the People. For the People.”