The Smartest Citizens in Haiku
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Haiku is ranked 814th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Participatory Democracy of NinjitsUtopia||Left-Leaning College State||“Liberty, Solidarity, Prosperity!”|
|2.||The Luminous Republic of New Quanta||Democratic Socialists||“God Knows...”|
|3.||The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends||Left-wing Utopia||“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”|
|4.||The Esprit de Corps of The Snazzylands||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“May She Be Worthy of the Name”|
|5.||The Urmel Island of Titiwu||Left-wing Utopia||“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”|
|6.||The Floating bookshelves of The Tiny Dot||Left-Leaning College State||“Power to the People!”|
|7.||The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe||Mother Knows Best State||“In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.”|
|8.||The Snarling K9s of Rockydog19331||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“I'm Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I'm Perfect”|
|9.||The Haikus of Mashmaru||Anarchy||“Five. Seven. Five.”|
|10.||The Borderlands of Thistledom||Corporate Police State||“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”|