by Max Barry

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Haiku World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Haiku

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 814th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Participatory Democracy of NinjitsUtopiaLeft-Leaning College State“Liberty, Solidarity, Prosperity!”
2.The Luminous Republic of New QuantaDemocratic Socialists“God Knows...”
3.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLeft-wing Utopia“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
4.The Esprit de Corps of The SnazzylandsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“May She Be Worthy of the Name”
5.The Urmel Island of TitiwuLeft-wing Utopia“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”
6.The Floating bookshelves of The Tiny DotLeft-Leaning College State“Power to the People!”
7.The Phoenix Kingdom of DarastrixetheMother Knows Best State“In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.”
8.The Snarling K9s of Rockydog19331Liberal Democratic Socialists“I'm Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I'm Perfect”
9.The Haikus of MashmaruAnarchy“Five. Seven. Five.”
10.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”