by Max Barry

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Gypsy Lands World Census

The Most Primitive in Gypsy Lands

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Gypsy Lands is ranked 17,465th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Matriarchy of Gypsy LandsMother Knows Best State“Come dance with us.”
2.The Angst of A Tortured MindFather Knows Best State“Medicinal marijuana is the key.”
3.The Emirate of GypsystanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Insert random saying here”
4.The Kingdom of FarmsteadAnarchy“Oops”
5.The Classy Nation of Barnyard PigsFather Knows Best State“Oink”
6.The Republic of San-Andreas-Anarchy“Money, Money, Money”
7.The People's Republic of Of CHINA-Capitalist Paradise“Unity, Discipline, Work”
8.The Republic of Pants on the GroundCorporate Police State“One nation, one language.”
9.The Republic of Baaabeee KakessssFather Knows Best State“Fageddaboddit”
10.The Nomadic Peoples of Penguin GypsiesAnarchy“The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!”