The Most Primitive in Gypsy Lands
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Gypsy Lands is ranked 17,465th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands||Mother Knows Best State||“Come dance with us.”|
|2.||The Angst of A Tortured Mind||Father Knows Best State||“Medicinal marijuana is the key.”|
|3.||The Emirate of Gypsystan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Insert random saying here”|
|4.||The Kingdom of Farmstead||Anarchy||“Oops”|
|5.||The Classy Nation of Barnyard Pigs||Father Knows Best State||“Oink”|
|6.||The Republic of San-Andreas-||Anarchy||“Money, Money, Money”|
|7.||The People's Republic of Of CHINA-||Capitalist Paradise||“Unity, Discipline, Work”|
|8.||The Republic of Pants on the Ground||Corporate Police State||“One nation, one language.”|
|9.||The Republic of Baaabeee Kakessss||Father Knows Best State||“Fageddaboddit”|
|10.||The Nomadic Peoples of Penguin Gypsies||Anarchy||“The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!”|