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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Guinea Bissau

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Evil Ben	Right-wing Utopia	“done gone too far”
2.	The District of Lomar Wood	New York Times Democracy	“Recreation beyond all”
3.	The Empire of Cherryloft	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Pride and Industry”
4.	The State of Hargeysa	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Where The Sands End”
5.	The State of Cero Cero One	Anarchy	“region”
6.	The Kingdom of Boommboom	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
7.	The State of Maddin	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Evil Is, Evil Does”
8.	The Queen's Royal Province of Sake Champs	Mother Knows Best State	“Try Anything, Once”
9.	The State of Wilander	Corporate Bordello	“Going Far”
10.	The State of Tulford	New York Times Democracy	“Just Around The Bend”