The Highest Drug Use in Grumbletonia
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Enduring Peoples of Nothwell | Left-Leaning College State | “Yeah, whatever!” | |
| 2. |  The Plushie Army of Tigey | Father Knows Best State | “Buy something!” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kyntucky | Democratic Socialists | “ROAR” |
