by Max Barry

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Groland World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Groland

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Groland is ranked 19,558th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Dlrow Hsilgne EsreverCivil Rights Lovefest“Esrever Evil”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of Starfox-2Conservative Democracy“Too foxy!”
3.The United States of IlyandianaIron Fist Consumerists“For Ilyandiana”
4.The Republic of Brosses VataLeft-Leaning College State“Strength Through Freedom”
5.The United Kingdom of Kaartenhuis17Authoritarian Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.The Republic of CasandrillaDemocratic Socialists“God is change”
7.The Republic of EtoiliqueCivil Rights Lovefest“Stars and blossoms give an equal sense of eternity.”
8.The Kingdom of KirmoraLeft-Leaning College State“Under God, We Triumph”
9.The United Socialist States of Democratic Peoples Republic of BritainDemocratic Socialists“Workers of the world, unite!”
10.The Theocratic Imperium of DanusticaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justice is prior to peace”