by Max Barry

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Groland World Census

The Most Primitive in Groland

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Groland is ranked 24,333rd in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Monarchy of KhavvkhnsjnjiekhScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Our Ancestors determined our path - the Nature.”
2.The Republic of Dlrow Hsilgne EsreverCivil Rights Lovefest“Esrever Evil”
3.The Nomadic Peoples of Starfox-2Conservative Democracy“Too foxy!”
4.The United Socialist States of Democratic Peoples Republic of BritainDemocratic Socialists“Workers of the world, unite!”
5.The United Kingdom of Kaartenhuis17Authoritarian Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.The Peoples Republic of WaterlanIron Fist Consumerists“Workers of the world unite!”
7.The Republic of CasandrillaDemocratic Socialists“God is change”
8.The Gay Utopia of PinkFloyd and The BeatlesNew York Times Democracy“...cum lībertāte pāce iūstitiāque omnibus”
9.The United States of IlyandianaIron Fist Consumerists“For Ilyandiana”
10.The Theocratic Imperium of DanusticaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justice is prior to peace”