The Fattest Citizens in Groland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of McDonalds Quarter Pounder | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Burger King can suck it” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Malastan empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Work, Family, Fatherland” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Aelios | Left-wing Utopia | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 4. |  The Freehold of Kilrah | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Fire in the Darkness” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Kubud Kegh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peace, Justice, Work” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Loveville | Left-wing Utopia | “Love yourself, love one another” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Ariandocken | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN28 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “no” | |
| 9. |  The Matriarchy of Aria Aurora | Iron Fist Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Pumperania | Democratic Socialists | “Strength and Love is all I need.” |
