by Max Barry

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Groland World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Groland

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Groland is ranked 259th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of KindjalDemocratic Socialists“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
2.The Translucent Utopia of XposferaLeft-wing Utopia“Perfection through logic”
3.The United Kingdom of The Norden UtopiaCivil Rights Lovefest“May God bless our Majesty and Our people”
4.The Democratic Republic of KokotonCivil Rights Lovefest“For a greater tomorrow, as one people.”
5.The Federal Republic of KambiziDemocratic Socialists“Live for those who cannot”
6.The Federal Republic of OrepaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Wisdom, Power, Courage”
7.The United Federation of Revolution IndonesiaDemocratic Socialists“Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness”
8.The Republic of Absolute Communism8Psychotic Dictatorship“Unity, Discipline, Work”
9.The Confederacy of Union des republiques anarcho-sarkozisteDemocratic Socialists“Monde de merde !!!”
10.The Republic of RahulistanNew York Times Democracy“Auferstanden aus Ruinen”