The Most Primitive in Greater Middle East
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Namgyong | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gangseong Daeguk” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Rusalyaska | Right-wing Utopia | “Съ нами Богъ!” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Alodia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ad Astra Per Aspera” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Byeloruthenia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Жыве Бйелорутеніі! - Long Live Byeloruthenia!” | |
| 5. |  The Russian FPR's of Shiarkov | Iron Fist Consumerists | “One Country, Many Peoples” |
