by Max Barry

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Greater Cyngland World Census

The Highest Drug Use in Greater Cyngland

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Greater Cyngland is ranked 19,490th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
51.The United Socialist States of Hobnailed JackbootsPsychotic Dictatorship“Rain hides tears”
52.The Kingdom of Royal-IberiaMoralistic Democracy“Obey the king, be happy”
53.The United States of New irleansAuthoritarian Democracy“We will keep our nation safe and good.”
54.The Empire of Abbeyvernian Athenian EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State“Eleftheria i thanatos”
55.The Izmiri Puppet of Ceuta-MelillaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For the people, for the country, for the world!”
56.The Theocracy of CrygonIron Fist Consumerists“God, Homeland, Liberty”
57.The Democratic Republic of Umpta LumptaNew York Times Democracy“Nani Nini Namu”
58.The Colony of New-iberiaNew York Times Democracy“We will forever prosper”
59.The Empire of The Loyal Order of the BuffaloFather Knows Best State“We Will Endure”
60.The Empire of EpicTacoCapitalist Paradise“Kill or be killed”