by Max Barry

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The Smartest Citizens in Greater Beefalo Bill

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Greater Beefalo Bill is ranked 4,807th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Golden Warrior State of Golden State WarriorzCivil Rights Lovefest“You can't spell CHOKE without O-K-C!”
2.The Democratic States of Beefalo BillCivil Rights Lovefest“Circle the Wagons”
3.The Republic of JerrabomberraLeft-wing Utopia“Motto...”
4.The Commonwealth of MilwaukeebucksLeft-wing Utopia“FEAR the DEER”
5.The Republic of AllysoniaLeft-wing Utopia“Motto...”
6.The Wizardry of The Land of IdCorporate Bordello“Will of Iron, Knees of Jell-O.”
7.The Republic of QhggCorporate Bordello“Motto...”
8.The People's Republic of Corn NogCorrupt Dictatorship“Motto...”