The Smartest Citizens in Greater Beefalo Bill
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Greater Beefalo Bill is ranked 4,807th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Golden Warrior State of Golden State Warriorz | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You can't spell CHOKE without O-K-C!” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic States of Beefalo Bill | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Circle the Wagons” | |
| 3. | The Republic of Jerrabomberra | Left-wing Utopia | “Motto...” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Milwaukeebucks | Left-wing Utopia | “FEAR the DEER” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Allysonia | Left-wing Utopia | “Motto...” | |
| 6. |  The Wizardry of The Land of Id | Corporate Bordello | “Will of Iron, Knees of Jell-O.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Qhgg | Corporate Bordello | “Motto...” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Corn Nog | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Motto...” |
