by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Great Britain and Northern Ireland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Great Britain and Northern Ireland is ranked 4,782nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of WinchesterAnarchy“Capital Idea”
2.The District of Mountbatten WindsorAnarchy“Community”
3.The State of Rayskiy SadCorporate Police State“Here to There”
4.The State of Gift of the RedsAnarchy“State”
5.The Queen's State of Asgardian StateFree-Market Paradise“State”
6.The Queen's State of Westminster Saint JamesCorporate Bordello“God Save the Queen”
7.The District of High CommissionNew York Times Democracy“Governance”
8.The District of Theresa May BrasierCorporate Bordello“We Will Endure”
9.The Commonwealth of GlengarryNew York Times Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
10.The Commonwealth of CampbellCivil Rights Lovefest“Strength Through Freedom”