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Great Britain and Ireland World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Great Britain and Ireland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Great Britain and Ireland is ranked 250th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of So88erInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace on this piece of earth”
2.The British Citizen of Onderkelkia2Compulsory Consumerist State“Long Live the King!”
3.The Imperial Island of Holm IslandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Representative of NES”