The Nicest Citizens in GREAT Britain
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
1. | The Intellectual Oligarchy of Feynland | Left-wing Utopia | “Come Join us in GREAT Britain!” | |
2. | The Grand Estate of Harlaxton Castle | Left-wing Utopia | “Because we can.” | |
3. | The Beggar's Banquet of Union Jack Flash | Father Knows Best State | “I was crowned with a spike right thru my head. ” | |
4. | The Kingdom of Expensive Winos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Kick authority in the teeth, and use two feet.” | |
5. | The Most Serene Republic of British Mars | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mother Earth must one day say farewell to her children.” | |
6. | The Dominion of The 9th Doctor | Democratic Socialists | “Lots of planets have a north.” | |
7. | The United Kingdom of Blue Wales | Anarchy | “A wise wolf hides his fangs.” | |
8. | The Far Side of The Moon | Capitalizt | “Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.” | |
9. | The Day of The Triffids | Iron Fist Consumerists | “They grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!” | |
10. | The United Kingdom of The Milky Way | Anarchy | “The backbone of the night” |