The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in GREAT Britain
The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Intellectual Oligarchy of Feynland | Left-wing Utopia | “Come Join us in GREAT Britain!” | |
| 2. |  The Bag-Pipe Caterwauling of Scotland Triumphant | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Is peace so sweet as to be won at the price of slavery?” | |
| 3. |  The Beggar's Banquet of Union Jack Flash | Father Knows Best State | “I was crowned with a spike right thru my head. ” | |
| 4. |  The Far Side of The Moon | Capitalizt | “Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.” | |
| 5. |  The United Kingdom of The Milky Way | Anarchy | “The backbone of the night” | |
| 6. |  The Day of The Triffids | Iron Fist Consumerists | “They grow... know... walk... talk... stalk... and kill!” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Expensive Winos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Kick authority in the teeth, and use two feet.” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of British Mars | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mother Earth must one day say farewell to her children.” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Malta | Tyranny by Majority | “United in diversity, divided by unity.” | |
| 10. |  The Rock of Gibraltar | Free-Market Paradise | “That ain't the blarney stone, but keep on kissing!” |
