The Smartest Citizens in Grand Central
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Grand Central is ranked 1,956th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dog friendly land of Benjyville | Civil Rights Lovefest | “MYOB” | |
| 2. |  The Torched Savannah of Ugg Lands | Democratic Socialists | “Ugg!” | |
| 3. |  The Beseiged Lands of Urdein Straights | Anarchy | “Blackfish” | |
| 4. |  The Imperial Augustan Abbey of Stavelot-Malmedy | Capitalizt | “Pour Majesté!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Dalmation Nation | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Grand Central” | |
| 6. |  The Replications of The Ginger Ninja | Capitalizt | “Alisha” | |
| 7. |  The Graveyards of Ice and Fires | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Grand Central” | |
| 8. |  The Graveyards of Cat Herder | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Slow down cats crossing!” | |
| 9. | The Republic of Graveyards | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “grand central” | |
| 10. |  The Unleashing of The Revenge of Rover | Father Knows Best State | “Doggarn It!” |
