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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Grand Central

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Unleashing of The Revenge of Rover	Father Knows Best State	“Doggarn It!”
2.	The Imperial Augustan Abbey of Stavelot-Malmedy	Capitalizt	“Pour Majesté!”
3.	The Replications of The Ginger Ninja	Capitalizt	“Alisha”
4.	The Matriarchy of TaylorSwift	Mother Knows Best State	“While the worst Are full of passionate intensity”
5.	The Beseiged Lands of Urdein Straights	Anarchy	“Blackfish”
6.	The Graveyards of Cat Herder	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Slow down cats crossing!”
7.	The Torched Savannah of Ugg Lands	Democratic Socialists	“Ugg!”
8.	The Dog friendly land of Benjyville	Civil Rights Lovefest	“MYOB”