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Gholgoth World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Gholgoth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Gholgoth is ranked 558th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Plutocratic Shahdom of The ParthiansBenevolent Dictatorship“Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.”
2.The Glorious Empire of The ScandinvansCapitalizt“For God, Emperor, and Empire.”
3.The War Machine of Borman EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State“If I want your opinion, I'll give it you”
4.The Republic of VetaliaCorporate Bordello“Through prosperity, progress”
5.The Most Serene Republic of The Master MInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nemo Me Impune Lacessit”
6.The Fallen Empire of DephireInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Revenge. It's a beautiful thing.”
7.The Federation of Mount ShavanoCorporate Bordello“Libertas primoris”
8.The Pantokratic Dominate of Emperor PuduFather Knows Best State“Whose fire-tried hearts outlast a thousand autumns”
9.The New Gothic Empire of AutomagfreekInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Are Many, Among So Very Few”
10.The Protectorate of LamehkNew York Times Democracy“Strike Swift, Strike Unseen, Strike Terror”
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