The Fattest Citizens in Gholgoth
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Dominion of Drakonian Imperium | Anarchy | “Greatness, Power, and Authority! All Hail, Drakonia!” | |
| 2. |  The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.” | |
| 3. |  The War Machine of Borman Empire | Benevolent Dictatorship | “If I want your opinion, I'll give it you” | |
| 4. |  The Elven Kingdom of Tiami | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori” | |
| 5. |  The Sovereign Imperium of Machina Haruspex | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “It is better for a man to be afraid than happy” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Mount Shavano | Corporate Bordello | “Libertas primoris” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of The Master M | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Nemo Me Impune Lacessit” | |
| 8. |  The Acheron Imperium of Dephire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Revenge. It's a beautiful thing.” | |
| 9. |  The Dread Empire of Automagfreek | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are Many, Among So Very Few” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Lamehk | New York Times Democracy | “Strike Swift, Strike Unseen, Strike Terror” |
