The Rudest Citizens in Germany
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Borderlands of Knasterbart | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Brandy for everyone” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Empire of japans | New York Times Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 3. |  The State of North Rhine-Westphalia | New York Times Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Imperial German Kaiser of Deleted Nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ObersterKaiser von Gelöscht-Nation, Adolph W. Strauss” | |
| 5. |  The Teyrnir of Dieron | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Naejot Se Qēlossās Rȳ Mirre” | |
| 6. |  The Loving Couple of -SweetPotato- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 7. |  The Squinted Eyes of Goblin Man | Compulsory Consumerist State | “... he looks more than half like a goblin.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of 2nd German Union | New York Times Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. | The Kingdom of Greater Prussia Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The City of Bergisch Gladbach | Civil Rights Lovefest | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
