The Nudest in Gay Equality
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love | Left-wing Utopia | “Anyone can find love, they just have to look for it” | |
| 2. | The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa | Left-wing Utopia | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of REichmiller | Democratic Socialists | “100 Year Old Politicians are a Thing of the Past” | |
| 4. |  The Delighted Way of Glad | New York Times Democracy | “Glad to be gay.” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Gay Love | Democratic Socialists | “It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Fabulous | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All you need is love.” | |
| 7. |  The Principality of Pretty Boy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Chacun tire la couverture de son bord.” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Rainbow Flag | New York Times Democracy | “The heart was made to be broken.” | |
| 9. |  The Free Queendom of Aslaclestia | New York Times Democracy | “Do what you will, as shall I” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Alpenburg | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In Unity and Liberty” |
