The Most Secular in Gay Equality
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Gay Equality is ranked 1,438th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Midshire | Left-Leaning College State | “Death to Seagulls!” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Great Lindonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “This land was made for you & me” | |
| 4. | The Free Land of Ganymeda | Father Knows Best State | “Nemo Saltat Sobrius” | |
| 5. |  The Wicca Queendom of Quartzinne | Civil Rights Lovefest | “When change cometh, she will bring peace at her back.” | |
| 6. |  The Chartered Institute of Office Girls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The only reward for good work is more work” | |
| 7. |  The Free Queendom of Aslaclestia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Do what you will, as shall I” | |
| 8. |  The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love | Left-wing Utopia | “Anyone can find love, they just have to look for it” | |
| 9. |  The Delighted Way of Glad | New York Times Democracy | “Glad to be gay.” | |
| 10. | The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa | Left-wing Utopia | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” |
