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The Highest Crime Rates in Gay

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Gay is ranked 14,401st in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Colony of Free TatooineCivil Rights Lovefest“We will endure”
12.The Hyping Dance Aggregation of House MusicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I feel Looooooooove”
13.The Shadow of Your SmileRight-wing Utopia“Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes”
14.The Empire of Weedis goodCorporate Bordello“Pizza”
15.The Eternal Passionate Paradise of SempreamoreCivil Rights Lovefest“Amor vincit omnia”
16.The Vegan Love of BroderickLeft-Leaning College State“You're a miracle more perfect than a sunset”
17.The Republic of Dagger ForgeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
18.The Kingdom of The HorkeethottopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
19.The Republic of Britneya SpearsyaCivil Rights Lovefest“You betta work btch”
20.The Anatidaean Republic of Neo-QuacktopiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From Many, Ducks”
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