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The Lowest Crime Rates in Gatesville Inc

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Absolute Units of Schitz	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Furthermore, I am a bell end”
2.	The GV Corporal of Random One	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Insert message or potato here”
3.	The Cold Hearted Bastardy of ColdHeartedBastards	Left-Leaning College State	“Poor People Are Lazy”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic	Corporate Police State	“We don't need no stinkin' motto!”
5.	The Kraut Killing Nation of Rocket Saws	Corporate Police State	“We're going lumberjack on your ass!!”
6.	The Theocracy of Una Salus Victus	Left-Leaning College State	“Expand your horizons”
7.	The Federation of A Well Respected Man	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Doing the best things so conservatively.”
8.	The Hostile Corporate Takeover of Schlemeils	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“404: Motto not found.”
9.	The People's Republic of Crooked Truth	Left-wing Utopia	“Sure....”