The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in GA IS DANK
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Government Remnant of The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!” | |
| 2. |  The United Republic of Vikanias | Democratic Socialists | “Da Seals Man” |
