The Fattest Citizens in Furby Island Puppets
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The Furbish Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sic semper tyrannis” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Furby Island Puppet Admin | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Black Saw | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” |
