The Fattest Citizens in Free Coalition of Governments
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Free Coalition of Governments is ranked 20,417th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Confederacy of Tuba||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Independence, Liberty, and the Confederacy!”|
|2.||The Radioactive Remnants of of The Crater of Atom||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Feel Atom's Glow”|
|3.||The Democratic Republic of Potstickerstan||New York Times Democracy||“Potstickers are life”|
|4.||The Very Stable Genius of Roosevetania||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Solidarity Forever”|