The Fattest Citizens in France
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Republic of Vive la Resistance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité” | |
| 22. |  The Incertitude of Petites Cabanes | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “tout remettre en question” | |
| 23. |  The Empire of STR rules | Authoritarian Democracy | “L'empire des Napoléonien” | |
| 24. |  The Holy Empire of Normadie | Moralistic Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 25. |  The Republic of Port-aux-porcs | Capitalizt | “In viam pacis et prosperitatis” | |
| 26. | The Empire of Paxum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Notre fierté est dans la nation” | |
| 27. |  The Democratie reelle of Gaiah | Left-Leaning College State | “Nous ne faisons tous qu'Un” |
