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Forest World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Forest

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Forest is ranked 9,202nd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cool Temperate Rainforests of ErrinunderaCivil Rights Lovefest“Please leave meat, leather, guns & cars in bin provided”
2.The Banner Hunting Big Thonkers of GolgothastanIron Fist Consumerists“home of the rly big thonk”
3.The Northern Marshes of DrasniaAnarchy“A nation of merchants, spies, and merchants who spy.”
4.The Burning Trash Fire of Lord DominatorCorporate Police State“Fire Solves All Things”
5.The Total Lack of Hue ManateeCivil Rights Lovefest“I'm sorry you feel that way”
6.The Sylvan Hive of TurbeauxCivil Rights Lovefest“Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.”
7.The United Mangrove Archipelago of RansiumDemocratic Socialists“Semper Virens”
8.The AI See You of Candlewhisper ArchiveAnarchy“You Got Issues”
9.The Hotdog-craving birb of SeagullCorporate Police State“Ack? Ack!”
10.The Glorious Empire of WoolitaniaDemocratic Socialists“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”
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