The Fattest Citizens in Florida
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Florida is ranked 9,362nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Empire of Recreational Drinking | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mine” | |
| 22. |  The Queendom of Big sand castles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I am building my home on the beach” | |
| 23. |  The Free Land of Santa Catclaws | New York Times Democracy | “Ho Ho Ho....ummm....meow meow meow” | |
| 24. |  The Holy Empire of Tanned albinos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “After the burn it gets better” | |
| 25. |  The Allied States of Phil the beach pirate | Father Knows Best State | “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” | |
| 26. |  The Dictatorship of Art of Pizza | Father Knows Best State | “We make the best pizza!” | |
| 27. |  The Republic of Orange grove farmers | Democratic Socialists | “Have an orange” | |
| 28. |  The Dominion of Shorewest | Democratic Socialists | “We will sell your house!” | |
| 29. |  The Commonwealth of Apartmenthouses | Democratic Socialists | “I can't afford a real home...” | |
| 30. |  The Allied States of Contact Paper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Catching flies...leave me alone” |
