The Fattest Citizens in Flavian Amphitheatre
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trashy Tabloids of Utter Rubbish | Corporate Police State | “The Royal Family are Really Space Aliens” |
