The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Firefly
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Frontier Justice of Deadwood | Corporate Bordello | “U Bet” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Goserenity | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I aim to misbehave.” | |
| 3. |  The Sultanate of Higgins Moon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Turning and turning in the widening gyre” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Hoban Washburn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Puppeteer” | |
| 5. |  The Cunning Disguise of Jayne | Psychotic Dictatorship | “never kiss 'em on the mouth” | |
| 6. |  The Sweet Dominion of Kaywinnet | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The Hell with this. I'm gonna live!” | |
| 7. |  The Shiny Matriarchy of Lady Kaylee Frye | Mother Knows Best State | “Shiny” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Mister Universe | Tyranny by Majority | “Can't Stop the Signal” | |
| 9. |  The This Land of Pretty Floral Bonnet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.” | |
| 10. |  The Goram Drunken Jayne Worship of The Mudders of Canton | Anarchy | “The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne” |
