The Safest in Fireball World Region
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Fireball World Region is ranked 8,530th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of GrossRheinlandWestphalia | New York Times Democracy | “Kinder Kirche und Kuch!” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Kaliningrad Red Enclave | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 3. |  The Fallen City of Populist Syracuse | Democratic Socialists | “The free ride is over.” | |
| 4. |  The People's Democratic Republic of Soviet Socialist Kazakhstan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace, bread, and land!” | |
| 5. |  The Indigenous Commonwealth of United Arizona Tribes | New York Times Democracy | “Freedom through cooperation!” | |
| 6. |  The Autonomous Territory of Philadelphia Enclave | Father Knows Best State | “You belong to the city.” | |
| 7. |  The Collectivist Republic of Socialist Minnesota | Democratic Socialists | “Democracy and socialism.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Volksprussia | Democratic Socialists | “Freiheit, Sozialismus, und Einigkeit!” | |
| 9. |  The Island Commonwealth of Free Nantucket | Left-Leaning College State | “Independence and community!” | |
| 10. |  The Reunited Commonwealth of Restored Maryland | New York Times Democracy | “Here we are free.” |
