The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Federation of Free States
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Beckette | Capitalist Paradise | “Peace and Good Governance” | |
| 2. |  The District of Bianco Giglio | Free-Market Paradise | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The District of Braidait | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Community First” | |
| 4. |  The State of Home District | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Committees” | |
| 5. |  The Principality of Mag | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The State of Nondas | Anarchy | “Home Sweet Home” | |
| 7. |  The State of Queen B | Anarchy | “God Save Us All” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Sarah | Corporate Bordello | “Community” |
