The Fattest Citizens in Federation of Conservative Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Federation of Conservative Nations is ranked 3,484th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Southern Baptist Empire of The Rouge Christmas State||Corporate Bordello||“Yet not I, but through Christ in me!”|
|2.||The Confederation of Northern Atlantic Republics||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno”|
|3.||The Kingdom and Commonwealths of Gagium||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Deo Confidimus”|
|4.||The Imperial Republic of Northern Itasca||Anarchy||“Vivat Imperium!”|
|5.||The Armed Republic of The United States of Qui-Gon||Capitalist Paradise||“Give me Liberty or Give Me Death!”|
|6.||The Democratic Republic of LiberNovusAmericae||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Freedom is non-negotiable, now and always!”|
|7.||The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis||Corporate Police State||“Deo et sub Imperatore”|
|8.||The TruE dEm0cRAcY of America Town||Corporate Police State||“Freedom™® ©1776-∞”|
|9.||The Sixteen United Estates of Saint Lostreau||Right-wing Utopia||“Formed from many, now as one.”|
|10.||The Republic of Furbish Islands||Capitalist Paradise||“Sic Semper Tyrannis”|