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Federation of Conservative Nations World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Federation of Conservative Nations

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Federation of Conservative Nations is ranked 3,484th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Southern Baptist Empire of The Rouge Christmas StateCorporate Bordello“Yet not I, but through Christ in me!”
2.The Confederation of Northern Atlantic RepublicsCompulsory Consumerist State“Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno”
3.The Kingdom and Commonwealths of GagiumInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Deo Confidimus”
4.The Imperial Republic of Northern ItascaAnarchy“Vivat Imperium!”
5.The Armed Republic of The United States of Qui-GonCapitalist Paradise“Give me Liberty or Give Me Death!”
6.The Democratic Republic of LiberNovusAmericaeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Freedom is non-negotiable, now and always!”
7.The Holy Traditionalist Empire of CreeperopolisCorporate Police State“Deo et sub Imperatore”
8.The TruE dEm0cRAcY of America TownCorporate Police State“Freedom™® ©1776-∞”
9.The Sixteen United Estates of Saint LostreauRight-wing Utopia“Formed from many, now as one.”
10.The Republic of Furbish IslandsCapitalist Paradise“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
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