by Max Barry

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Farkasfalka World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Farkasfalka

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Farkasfalka is ranked 13,141st in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederal Republic of ChengguanCorporate Bordello“和平反共建國”
2.The Allied States of Michigan Revolutionary ArmyCorporate Bordello“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
3.The Free Land of The Kuban Cossack HostCapitalist Paradise“Смерть всем тиранам!”
4.The Incorporated States of SexyPyroCapitalist Paradise“No homo but ngl pyrocynical lookin pretty sexy doe”
5.The Republic of Fatherland EuropaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pride and Industry”
6.The Armed Republic of BanderiumRight-wing Utopia“Liberty through virtue”
7.The Corporatist State of Etat Unitaire FrancaisRight-wing Utopia“Travail, famille, patrie”
8.The Republic of HumanisztikusInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lehet a Farkasfalka Diadal!”
9.The Holy Empire of Alpha KetolCorporate Police State“The Twenty First Fascism Century”
10.The Holy Tsardom of The Siberian PeopleIron Fist Consumerists“Боже, Царя храни!”