by Max Barry

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Eurth World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Eurth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Eurth is ranked 6,690th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Military-Industrial Complex of LimburgiCompulsory Consumerist State“Produce. Sell. Buy. Repeat.”
2.The United Kingdom of Great BurlingtonMoralistic Democracy“Be brave, Fear God, Honor the King!”
3.The Sovereign Imperium of Machina HaruspexCompulsory Consumerist State“It is better for a man to be afraid than happy”
4.The Republic of FaramountCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty for All”
5.The Free Land of Bryn RhyddidAnarchy“To Each, Their Own”
6.The Greater Serbia of The Unified Balkan StatesCapitalist Paradise“Only Unity Saves the Serbs”
7.The Rouge Nation of TamhlachtIron Fist Consumerists“Is liomsa ”
8.The Imperium of Neo ValuaFather Knows Best State“For Money, Imperialism, and the Valuan Way!”
9.The Colony of OriniAnarchy“From Many, One”
10.The Commonwealth of VariotaCompulsory Consumerist State“Our destiny, our determination”
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