by Max Barry

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Eurth World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Eurth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Eurth is ranked 5,754th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Military-Industrial Complex of LimburgiCompulsory Consumerist State“Produce. Sell. Buy. Repeat.”
2.The United Kingdom of Great BurlingtonMoralistic Democracy“Be brave, Fear God, Honor the King!”
3.The Sovereign Imperium of Machina HaruspexMother Knows Best State“It is better for a man to be afraid than happy”
4.The Free Land of Bryn RhyddidAnarchy“To Each, Their Own”
5.The Amazing Never-Ending Journey of TAO the WandererFather Knows Best State“Like a shadow, like a ghost, like vanilla ice cream.”
6.The Greater Serbia of The Unified Balkan StatesCapitalist Paradise“Only Unity Saves the Serbs”
7.The Rouge Nation of TamhlachtIron Fist Consumerists“Is liomsa ”
8.The Imperium of Neo ValuaIron Fist Consumerists“For Money, Imperialism, and the Valuan Way!”
9.The Republic of HeinzenlandAnarchy“Ohne Hemd und ohne Heinzl”
10.The Colony of OriniAnarchy“From Many, One”
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