The Most Primitive in Europeia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 23,725th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Peplesania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strengh by Obedience” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Respectener | Authoritarian Democracy | “Denying the Truth is a path to destruction” | |
| 4. |  The Grimms Hollow of Isle Alexandra | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Timor mortis conturbat me” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Queendom of Elizabeth II Windsor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I have to be seen to be believed. ” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Polling Booths | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Polls!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Great Octavia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Serve the empire then die.” | |
| 8. |  The Love you all 💖 of Grandfather Clock | Right-wing Utopia | “Tick, tock, repeat” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Beskid | Democratic Socialists | “Semper fidelis” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Nimblus | Democratic Socialists | “Sing” |
