The Most Primitive in Europeia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Democratic norwergia | Democratic Socialists | “Human Rights,life,Economy” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Is Correct | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Moabo Lastagui | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Phight Land | Moralistic Democracy | “Subspace and Medkit won't stop PHIGHTING.” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Tyrannical dictator | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pain” | |
| 6. |  The Convincing Nature of Paranoid Delusions | Psychotic Dictatorship | “That's What I Heard” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Pyleland | Mother Knows Best State | “For the Empress for the Empire!” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Nisraeli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I want cats meow :3” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Righ Durland | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Snowian | Anarchy | “F$^* capitalism” |
