The Most Secular in Europeia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sleep is for the weak” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Cauchistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The mountains shall provide” | |
| 3. |  The Citizen's Republic of New Islington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Mottos are Stupid” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Paxita | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “When individuals come together” | |
| 5. |  The Record-Scratchin' Robot of Sincluda | Left-wing Utopia | “Do you like scratchin'?” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Hostelia | Democratic Socialists | “A haza minden előtt!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Participatoria | Democratic Socialists | “Participation brings enlightenment” | |
| 8. |  The Allied States of Mid Night City | Capitalist Paradise | “The City Of Dreams” | |
| 9. |  The Eagles Republic of Southwestern Germany | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Southwestern German Eagles Above All” | |
| 10. |  The Incorporated States of Capita Whoun | Corporate Police State | “Money is all powerful.” |
