by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Europeia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europeia is ranked 12,866th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Inestimably Holy Empire of GooblariaCapitalizt“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”
2.The Ⓐnarchy of CatochristofersonCivil Rights Lovefest“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”
3.The Republic of ArmsgradBenevolent Dictatorship“Those who shop together, stay together.”
4.The Stimulated Nation of CaffeinatedCivil Rights Lovefest“Sleep is for the weak”
5.The Empire of Great OctaviaIron Fist Consumerists“Serve the empire then die.”
6.The Sopo Sloth Kingdom of AmbrellaLeft-Leaning College State“Live for Profit, Die for Profit”
7.The Twenty Nine of 29Capitalizt“29”
8.The Spiritual Community of NormanJacksonPsychotic Dictatorship“Pray and feel the love!”
9.The Dictatorship of PeplesaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“Strengh by Obedience”
10.The Lethadone Clinic of DrecqLeft-Leaning College State“Nihil Sine Justitia”
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