The Most Cheerful Citizens in Europeia
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Kingdom of Trackeendy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Whatever's done in the shadows will soon come to light” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Horsweden | Left-Leaning College State | “Pony should always Pony Pony” | |
| 3. |  The Intellectual Empire of Awesomepotomia | Left-Leaning College State | “Salus populi suprema lex esto” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Katkasistan | Democratic Socialists | “Do what you want but do it all for the cat” | |
| 5. |  The Lovely Land of Le Libertia | Left-wing Utopia | “High hopes, bright ideas, and open minds.” | |
| 6. |  The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Sybaril | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All that glitters is gold!” | |
| 8. |  The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In communism we lol” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Socialist State of Kilkelly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We are the people” | |
| 10. |  The Pink Kingdom of Kotat | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “United we stand, United we Thrive” |
