The Most Scientifically Advanced in Esportiva
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 3,127th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “♥ ^^ I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^ ♥” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Empire of Tyrrin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Cum Potentia Venit Victoria” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Vangaziland | New York Times Democracy | “Resist the corrupt..” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Hapilopper | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Eshialand | Anarchy | “Reigning Forever...” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Tumbra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Justice for All” | |
| 7. |  The Footballing Republic of Slembana | Left-wing Utopia | “Football! It's our thing!” | |
| 8. |  The International Community of TJUN-ia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Together, We're Stronger!” | |
| 9. |  The Elefriends of South Newlandia | Left-wing Utopia | “Have an elephantastic day!” | |
| 10. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN96 | Moralistic Democracy | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” |
