by Max Barry

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Esportiva World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Esportiva

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Esportiva is ranked 1,892nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of VangazilandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Resist the corrupt..”
2.The Republic of San Jose GuayabalInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Por Nuestro Futuro”
3.The Grand Empire of TyrrinCompulsory Consumerist State“Cum Potentia Venit Victoria”
4.The Principality of LisanderCivil Rights Lovefest“Bonitas, Amor, Honor”
5.The Guild Federation of HannaseaLeft-Leaning College State“I'm just here for the Olympics, really”
6.The Oxymoron of ApoxCivil Rights Lovefest“If in doubt, have some cake”
7.The Disputed Territories of EristiceaCapitalizt“Chao ab ordo”
8.The Socialist federation of MattijanaLeft-wing Utopia“Through resilience, we are strong!”
9.The Incorporated States of Bongo JohnsonLeft-wing Utopia“Live free or die savagely”
10.The Sporty Queendom of Darya KlishinaNew York Times Democracy“In Darya we trust!”
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