The Most Rebellious Youth in Esportiva
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 2,396th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Eshialand | Anarchy | “Reigning Forever...” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Vangaziland | New York Times Democracy | “Resist the corrupt..” | |
| 3. |  The Footballing Republic of Slembana | Left-wing Utopia | “Football! It's our thing!” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Empire of Tyrrin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Cum Potentia Venit Victoria” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Tumbra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Justice for All” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Hapilopper | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. | The Oxymoron of Apox | Civil Rights Lovefest | “If in doubt, have some cake” | |
| 8. |  The Disputed Territories of Eristicea | Capitalizt | “Chao ab ordo” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of Bongo Johnson | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Live free or die savagely” | |
| 10. |  The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Coincidences are the way forward” |
