by Max Barry

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Esportiva World Census

The Most Authoritarian in Esportiva

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, Esportiva is ranked 10,031st in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of The Idiot ProjectIron Fist Consumerists“welcome to ns football saturday”
2.The Caliphate of AllahisgodistanPsychotic Dictatorship“ALLAHU ACKBAR!”
3.The Empire of The Golden LotusIron Fist Consumerists“War and Peace shall lead the way”
4.The Sultanate of Coconut IslePsychotic Dictatorship“SULTANAte of COCONUT Isle”
5.The Most Serene Republic of New SportlandCorrupt Dictatorship“Give it Your All”
6.The Queendom of ThalamasciaMother Knows Best State“Be the stream not the river”
7.The Allied States of PolkopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Labor, Strength, Progress”
8.The Kingdom of VdaraCorrupt Dictatorship“Abra-vdara!”
9.The Chiefdom of Copper CuprumFather Knows Best State“Rapanui iils bong shnt!”
10.The Republic of United Volcano IslesCorporate Police State“E ola ke aupuni aupuni”
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