The Safest in Esportiva
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 12,380th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allied States of Polkopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Labor, Strength, Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Tumbra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Justice for All” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Natanians and Nosts | Democratic Socialists | “NATAN NATAN EST VT NATANICII SVNT BONI” | |
| 4. |  The Eighth Republic of Super-Llamaland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Hoc est en latina!” | |
| 5. |  The Elefriends of South Newlandia | Left-wing Utopia | “Have an elephantastic day!” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Bongo Johnson | Left-wing Utopia | “Live free or die savagely” | |
| 7. |  The Catpeople's Republic of Nekoni | New York Times Democracy | “Semper applicabo super pedes tuo” | |
| 8. |  The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Making the impossible, possible.” | |
| 9. |  The Resurrected Lands of Star United States | Authoritarian Democracy | “From the Ashes, We Rise” | |
| 10. |  The Overseas Territory of Nova Anglican Admin Zone of Esportiva | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Lex Orandi, Lex Credendi, Lex Terrae” |
