The Safest in Esportiva
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 9,431st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “♥ ^^ I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^ ♥” | |
| 2. |  The Allied States of Polkopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Labor, Strength, Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Tumbra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Justice for All” | |
| 4. |  The International Community of TJUN-ia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Together, We're Stronger!” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Nordic Union of Aboveland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sämmessa som enna” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Natanians and Nosts | Democratic Socialists | “NATAN NATAN EST VT NATANICII SVNT BONI” | |
| 7. |  The Elefriends of South Newlandia | Left-wing Utopia | “Have an elephantastic day!” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Hapilopper | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Vangaziland | New York Times Democracy | “Resist the corrupt..” | |
| 10. |  The Principality of Riena | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Riena, forever free” |
