by Max Barry

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Esportiva World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in Esportiva

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Esportiva is ranked 13,610th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Reborn Empire of NewmanistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Making the impossible, possible.”
2.The Colony of The Idiot ProjectIron Fist Consumerists“welcome to ns football saturday”
3.The Empire of The Golden LotusIron Fist Consumerists“War and Peace shall lead the way”
4.The Scurvy Pirates of Blackbone BayCapitalist Paradise“Keelhaulin' ain't the worst tha' can happen to ye”
5.The Sultanate of Coconut IslePsychotic Dictatorship“SULTANAte of COCONUT Isle”
6.The The Obvious Nintendo Country of A Mushroom KingdomCompulsory Consumerist State“It's a me!”
7.The United Mountain Peoples of Appalachian NationMoralistic Democracy“Montani Semper Liberi”
8.The Dominion of HehuetlzCompulsory Consumerist State“This Space Inhuentionally Left Blank”
9.The Queendom of ThalamasciaMother Knows Best State“Be the stream not the river”
10.The Most Serene Republic of New SportlandCorrupt Dictatorship“Give it Your All”
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