by Max Barry

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Esportiva World Census

The Most Authoritarian in Esportiva

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, Esportiva is ranked 8,046th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Imposter of AudioInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If you can't beat the best”
32.The Most Serene Republic of Error 458-No Nation FoundInoffensive Centrist Democracy“No Motto Found”
33.The Republic of NS Global Cricket FederationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I don't like cricket... I love it!”
34.The Republic of AlurkerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“From Many, One”
35.The Republic of WGP2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
36.The Republic of WinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace and Justice”
37.The Republic of Vladimir DaridaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Inventing soccer on wheels”
38.The Republic of Jeckish Chicken ConnoisseursInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Jeckish Chicken - Puppet of Electrum”
39.The Republic of Mage named EjpiusRight-wing Utopia“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.”
40.The Colony of Esportivan DarmenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Generosity, Humility, Loyalty.”