The Rudest Citizens in Esamir
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Indarside | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Salt Mine the Farms” | |
| 2. |  The Great Dismal Delve of Laeding | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All things belong to us in the end” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Antanares | Democratic Socialists | “Cor meum requiescit in altis” | |
| 4. |  The Crown Republic of Marquette of Pacific | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Победа в единстве” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Far Spia Tosplew | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Europe and Asia | Father Knows Best State | “Senatus Populusque Raetiana.” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Meisjegronden | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Faber est suae quisque fortunae” | |
| 8. |  The Montferrati Dominion of Achaian Morea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Rising Ever Higher” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Duchy of Sdudeti-Karabak | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Nemo me impune lacessit” | |
| 10. | The Constitutional Monarchy of The United Kingdoms of Zackalantis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Truth Alone Triumphs” |
