The Fattest Citizens in Equinox
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Shadowy Dominion of Lamont Cranston | Corporate Police State | “Who Knows What Evil Lurks In The Hearts of Men...” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Equinox Guardian | Anarchy | “Founderless.net” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Imperio impecunum | Father Knows Best State | “Impenetrable and incoherent” | |
| 4. |  The Guild Confederacy of Equinox Founder | Father Knows Best State | “https://discord.gg/JrMCKX” | |
| 5. |  The Beachside Ice Cream Stand of Aynia in Sunglasses | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “More sun more fun!” | |
| 6. |  The Famiglia of Mafioni | Father Knows Best State | “Welcome to the famiglia of Don Corlioni {O˛}” | |
| 7. |  The Hierarch of Asy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “https://discord.gg/TexStq” | |
| 8. |  The Queendom of Sanfohn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The country is us'” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of BSN64 | Moralistic Democracy | “A lo áspero por las estrellas” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Sigmius | Democratic Socialists | “Luceat lux vestra” |
