The Most Primitive in Equilism
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 24,837th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Union of oil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hell yeah, OIL!!!!!!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Implosion of Banners | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gotta earn them all!” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of Jupiter Station | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Efficiency” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of The Zombie Research Facility | Libertarian Police State | “Come on, anybody hungry?” | |
| 5. |  The Sultanate of El Sock | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In Allah we trust” | |
| 6. |  The Fortunes of Ambassador Sarek | Tyranny by Majority | “At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do” | |
| 7. |  The United Provinces of British Tou Wegilandoristerl | Right-wing Utopia | “God Bless The Queen and Tou!” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Calenberg | Right-wing Utopia | “Fürstentum Calenberg” | |
| 9. |  The Interspecies Fascination of Doctor Phlox | Tyranny by Majority | “Optimism” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of 05 mm Graphite | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “A sharp pencil can't help a dull mind.” |
